so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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