Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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