He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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