I didn't shave. On purpose
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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