come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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