Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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