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Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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