i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
only you would photoshop your dick
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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