with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
cat food counts as protein by the way
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
dude. I can hear the air.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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