brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
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I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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