I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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