why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
So vagazzling was a success
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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