Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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