and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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