He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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