I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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