have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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