you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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