how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
