I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
false alarm. still invincible.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You've changed since you got that strap on
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