you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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