is your mom at the bar?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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