I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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