so explain again why im purple
no
I have demons in me.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
So. Much. Porn.
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