This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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