your room smells of hookers.
And success
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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