Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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