what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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