I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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