So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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