what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I'm always down for nudity.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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