he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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