oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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