yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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