hell yes lets make some ravioli
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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