This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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