we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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