Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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