Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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