It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
