ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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