People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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