Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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