I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
