well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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