sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize