well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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