your room smells of hookers.
And success
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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