omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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