I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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